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Monthly Archives: August 2005

A funny automated message

I heard today while at work was something like this:
For those needing language interpretation, your call may be transferred to an English speaking representative first before connecting you with a representative who speaks your language.
Now, I ask you… how will the person who needs language assistance understand this message?

Another way to save

Today, I figured out another way to save money with these high gasoline prices. I’ve decided that if prices get much higher on gasoline, I’ll just park my car on the side of the road & call Triple AAA to tow me where I need to go. I pay for a membership, right? […]

100 words

Beginning September 1, 2005 I’ll be posting 100 words each day on the 100 words site (see link on the right of this blog). Exactly 100 words, no more, no less. Only one day in the month can posting be missed. Missing more than one day causes the writer to not […]

Keys to my heart??

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.

You’d like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was […]

Could you pass the US citizenship test?

You Passed the US Citizenship Test

Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct!

Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?
Lucky for me, I took a US government class a few years ago, huh?

What language should I learn?

You Should Learn Chinese

Surprised? You shouldn’t be - Chinese is perfect for an ambitious person like you.You’re a natural entrepreneur, and a billion people are waiting to do business with you!

What Language Should You Learn?
Saw this on farnorthblog & thought I’d give it a go. I’m thankful the results didn’t say I should learn […]

My favorite video clip

The Dancing Trombone Player from the Steve Harvey Show.
I laugh aloud each time I see this. Hysterical!

How to Dance Properly

This page is hilarious!

State Slogans

I came across this State Slogans page & had to laugh…
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It’s A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don’t Own It Yet
Delaware: […]

Food from afar

Tonight, I practiced being a Proverbs 31 woman.. like my mother. I brought food from afar to feed my family. Afar = Papa John’s Pizza
Proverbs 31:14 She is like the merchant ships, bringing her food from afar.
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