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Monthly Archives: May 2006

speedbumps, tampons & boy stuff

Youngest daughter told me tonight that she has “speedbumps” and that she thinks she needs a bra.
Oldest daughter was concerned about being able to swim this summer during her monthly cycle.. so we had a talk… about products.
Son is going to be a young man soon, instead of a little boy. I’m dreading [...]

slobbery kisses.. ICK!

As youngest daughter was leaving to go skating with a friend tonight, I gave her a kiss on the cheek & hugged her. She looked at me & said, “I’m glad you’re not a slobbery kisser. Whenever Dad kisses me, he leaves a big wet spot on my cheek & it’s gross.” [...]

Big, Blue and uhhh… Furry??

Today, we had an 82 year old patient named Grovaline.
I immediately thought of Grover on Sesame Street. But Sesame Street was not around 82 years ago!
Funny how the name trends go, huh? I’m sure not many little girls are running around carrying the name Grovaline these days.

Thursday Thirteen

thirteen things I admire about my family
1. Work ethic. My grandparents were hard workers. They taught this to their children. And they, my parents, taught it to my sisters & me in turn. I hope to teach this to my children.
2. Integrity. My parents are the [...]

African Violet

I have five flowers on my African Violet today. Yes, FIVE! It looks like eight or nine more will bloom soon. I’m so happy about it finally blooming again after a year and a half. I had begun to wonder if it was having an identity crisis and was mistakenly [...]

Things are looking up

The kids have discovered that quite a few of their friends from school will be at the summer program they will be attending. They’re much less unhappy about going. Although, they’re still not happy that they’ll have to get up & leave early when I leave each morning.
They will survive, though… [...]

book order

I’m a little frustrated. Last week, I ordered a book from amazon.com called, “The Complete Fat Flush Program.” On Saturday, I got a book in the mail called, “The Fat Flush Plan.”
The book I received was written by the same author and is one of the components of “The Complete Fat [...]

This is for the person searching for: frontier, city, oklahoma, city, potties.
Dude, I don’t know exactly where the potties at Frontier City are, if you’re looking to scope out locations in reference to the rest of the park. I don’t go there often enough to know the precise locations.
I can [...]

This is for the person searching for: frontier, city, oklahoma, city, potties.
Dude, I don’t know exactly where the potties at Frontier City are, if you’re looking to scope out locations in reference to the rest of the park. I don’t go there often enough to know the precise locations.
I can [...]

T-shirt

I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt today that said:
It’s not a beer bellyIt’s the fuel tank for a sex machine.
He did have a big stomach. I was cracking up.
Obviously, I was not at church when I saw him.