October 15, 2007 – 6:30 pm
Co-worker: Did you do something different to your hair?
Me: No. I just didn’t fix it. I was in a hurry.
(I let it dry today with no gel, mouse, or any styling product at all. It’s curly.. with little ringlets around my face. Usually I blow dry it out straight or [...]
October 2, 2007 – 8:46 pm
A: This morning, I had to tell the child of mine to get out!
B: Out of the house? For good?
A: Yes! He needs to cut the unbiblical cord!
Yes, unbiblical. Evidently, instead of an umbilical cord, this child had a cord that’s not Biblical attaching him to his mother [...]
September 28, 2007 – 7:06 pm
between two of my co-workers yesterday…
A: Meatloaf is 56 today.
B: Oh yeah? Is the meat bad? I heard something about prices on ground beef dropping for some reason.
A: MEATLOAF. A human. It’s his birthday.
B: Oh.
September 26, 2007 – 8:39 pm
Today a co-worker said,
“I think I need angry management classes!”
Yes, management classes that are angry.
You heard it here first.
Sidenote: I got my passport in the mail today! YIPPEE!!!
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A: Did you drive downtown for lunch?
B: Girl, you know I have a dead man’s handicapped sticker on my car! I’m not trying to park downtown.
A: Oh yeah.
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C: Where can I get a big chair like yours?
D: It’s one in the other room through there.
C: It is?
D: [...]
A: What am I supposed to type after the dot-dot?
B: What are you talking about “dot-dot?” It’s a COLON!
A: No, it’s a dot-dot.
B: Whatever.
A co-worker who grew up in rural Oklahoma was telling a story yesterday and swore up & down that cattle guards are a really new discovery. Evidently, they just made it to the town she grew up in sometime in the past 20 years. She was talking about the days before they had [...]
A: When I am finished rebuilding the car, I’m going to get a personalized license plate for it. I like having them for my other car & truck.
A: Hey. Where do they make license plates? Do prisoners still make them?
B: Hey, C. Do prisoners still make license plates?
C: [...]
A lady at work was really upset this afternoon.
Today is her birthday. She asked someone to guess how old she is.
They guessed wrong (about 8 years older than she is).
She had her feelings hurt by their answer.
Why even ask such a question?
I’m not sure what possessed her to ask that. Good grief!
Today, I had been asked to hold during a phone call. I guess the representative didn’t realize that I was no longer on hold but able to hear the conversation he was having with a co-worker.
Here’s what I heard:
Lady: Have you ever been a victim of road rage?
Guy (representative): No. [...]
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